Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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