why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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