Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
bring money and cleavage
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
When are your genitals available?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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