Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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