i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
jump out the window naked night went bad
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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