just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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