I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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