if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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