My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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