K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
