This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She announced her abortion via fbk
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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