So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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