I will die if light touches me.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
