i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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