dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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