I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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