so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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