I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
