No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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