this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
This baby is an asshole
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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