I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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