K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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