We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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