Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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