Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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