2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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