i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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