Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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