you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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