PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
id be glad to
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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