i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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