She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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