Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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