If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
