whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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