how hairy? two words: wookie tits
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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