We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Be still, my beating vagina.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize
