Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
