I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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