Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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