i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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