only you would photoshop your dick
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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