i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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