My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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