Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
