At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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