Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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