How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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