So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
then he tried to convert me to islam
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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