But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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