i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he puts the penis in happiness.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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