Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
zippers are such a cool invention
it was like eating out sand paper
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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