Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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