Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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